Hey there dear readers. It’s been a long time since I wrote something on this blog. I figure it’s time to start explaining for real what’s going on here in Germany.
I came here on coincidence. I ran from the Norwegian government and ended up in Amsterdam. I was thinking of Barcelona or perhaps France, but Germany seemed like a good option given that I know German and that I might need a job. I asked a facebook-friend of mine if he knew someone in Germany, which he did in Cologne. This is a piss-ant private story that really has nothing to do with this other than the fact that these people were recently reintroduced to my being here. Anyway – I spent a few days with a woman who sent me here to Berlin. I came here with a 30litre backpack and a tent. Some 8 weeks later I’m in charge of this country. How did this happen?
First of all: The reason why the Norwegians wants me locked up is because I am the one who is responsible for making humanity survive the next 1000 years and I am quite successful doing this work which in turn represents a threat to people who don’t really want us to survive. Given my success in this area I of course have more high-profiled friends than any other high-profiled person. In addition to this everybody knows I’m by far the most credible person you could possibly take to court. Everybody has reason to worry about this because if they make me take the stand I’ll squeal like a rat. Last, but not least, I’m also thoroughly considered to be paranoid psychotic which means convicting me of any crime is impossible. Arresting me is just not an option unless you’re extremely suicidal.
In other words I can just stumble across any border, commit any crime and even tattoo my name in the victims forehead without risking anything. I don’t necessarily have to go all bananas, but these last days have clearly shown that I am able to if I want and this is a very serious problem in itself for this government. I’m looking at the police, the girl from Cologne is looking at them, they are looking at the parliament and back on us. We’re all thinking the same thing: this shouldn’t be. Someone is not doing their job properly.
We’ve discovered here as in Norway unfortunate inconsistencies in the roles of those who make our laws. Obviously someone has his/her own agenda here and it doesn’t really belong in particular to any political camp. The secret people seems to be everywhere and the rest seems clueless about what’s going on here. In my opinion being guilty of treason and not knowing about it is basically the same thing. When in charge of a country you’re obliged to know everything relevant for this country’s security. Not knowing is reckless and could also be punishable.
This government is a triangle. It’s parliament on top, police and courts in each bottom corner. We decided that since the parliament’s contribution here is only smoke and mirrors we need to launch our own investigation. You’ve recently been witnessing the NSA-scandal here in Germany. Now it’s time to answer the German people when they ask “what are you looking for and who are you listening to?”. All the information we need is there. In the meantime you should be able to reach this conclusion: until this case is wrapped up we need to flip this triangle over so that police is on top. We are very aware that regardless of parliament and their conspiring over a hidden agenda, we still have some severe judicial and economic issues that will remain constant unless we come up with some ideas. Here’s where my expertise enters the picture. I’m put in this position to solve this exact problem and the entire operation is EU-approved.
Sorry this is the way it became. I was supposed to just stay here for a short time while in transit before going to the US. Apparently people here have been waiting for this help. Let’s not make it worse than it has to be. If we succeed cleaning up this mess without having riots – this will of course be of preference.
Lars
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